Another Enemy Of The Church Invited To Speak At "Catholic" UniversityYou knew this was only a matter of time
WARNING! Harsh language alert!
Here's the article from NNS; (No comments needed, but a helmet tip to NYPD Green)
Washington, DC (Neanderthal News Service) - Noted behind-the-scenes-mover-and-shaker Lucy Fehr has been invited to be the commencement speaker at St. Luther's University and Ecumenical Smartitorium, located in Washington, D.C. adjacent to the USCCB headquarters.
Ms. Fehr runs the public relations firm Abyss, Inc. as well as the hard left-leaning political think-tank Nine Circles. She is also rumored to be the main string puller in the Obama Administration.
Fehr will also receive honorary Doctorates in Sacred Theology and Philosophy, as well as the Chair of the School of Law, editorial oversight of the student newspaper, Sin Boldly!, her own parking space and personalized #1 Boss coffee mug.
University President, Jesui-nitwit Father Rev. Nestor Ian Pelagian stated via press release; "No pun intended, but I've been a hulluva fan of Lucy Fehr for a long, long time. And now I get to meet her face-to-face!!" After changing into his big girl panties after an accidental discharge, he went on to gush "I just wish this could last for all eternity!"
Ms. Fehr commented - "I'm ecstatic. I've been trying to crack this gig for what seems like forever. I had an open window of opportunity back in the mid-sixties and it's been a piece of cake ever since. To be perfectly honest, since then I've been amazed at how easy you Catholics made it for me."
According the V.S. Catholicus of the Catholic advocacy group LOTCC, "This is pure bullshit. Where the hell are our fearless bishops... busy writing position papers and documents that no one's going to pay attention to anyways? As usual, they've managed to even out-pussy the United Nations. If that's even possible."
Mr. Catholicus concluded with "and allow me to speak with greater specificity, this is F*****G BULLSHIT!" He then was heard to mutter as he left the building "So many ass holes, so few Divine smotings."
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
11:19 AM
6 Comments:
If you do not understand that the attacks against the Church have tripled since the election of BHO, this should be further proof that is indeed in great peril at this time. We must be on constant vigil to make sure we are not lead astray and that we lift up those that remain grounded in faith and proper formation.
Are you shitting me? This is really starting to get ridiculous. I'm thinking about holing up at my local SSPX chapel with my shotgun, Ron Paul bumper sticker and some food.
Anyone care to join me?
I thought this was a joke, 40 years ago it would have been.
Funny how 'ol Lucy is becoming more and more conspicuous in Catholic institutions nowadays...
What is sad is how believable this could be. I would change USCCB to USCHB (US Conference of Heritical Bishops).
As for the few Fearless Bishops, if this were true, the answer is that they would have been rounded up & are now at an Ombamunist Reeducation Camp on the left Coast along with VSC & many others of us.
PS Sunday's emergency meeting of the UN Security Council about N Korea set a new low that may just be impossible, even for the USCHB to outdo.
The USCCB sent out the letter in 2004 to the Universities. They have continued to do as before but magnified it over time into full open dissent and finally to just saying "go to hell" to the bishops. Like a child who is never stopped, they just keep getting worse. The USCCB is a joke and most of those who have commented negatively on ND know that to be the case.
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