Friday, March 20, 2009

Pelosi Is a A Saint
If only a bishop would say this
On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., House Speaker NancyPelosi's aide visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's sermon, and asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi tothe congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosia saint.

The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain ofPelosi's views."

Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."

The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated herself prominently at the edge of the main aisle. And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that House Speaker Pelosi was present.

Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation --"While Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, she is not my favorite person. Some of her views are contrary to those of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other views. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington , and in California .. She simply is not to betrusted."

The Cardinal completed his view of Pelosi with, "But, when compared to Senators Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, and John Kerry, Congressman Barney Frank, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."


Blogger Vir Speluncae Orthodoxae said...

LOL! Good one FAB.

9:21 PM  
Blogger Al said...

Oh if only.

Can't stop laughing.

By the way, where did you dig up that picture of Madam Speaker?, she looks like she is suffering from a serious case of constipation. (I'll live it to all of you to fill in the obvious.)

11:10 PM  
Blogger Greta said...

Give me that ol time botox

2:40 AM  
Blogger Mac McLernon said...

Very funny, FAB... had me going for a while!

12:30 PM  
Blogger A. Sinner said...

Thanx for the best laugh I've had in a while.

8:01 PM  

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