Monday, December 22, 2008

Vatican News Alert!!! New Priest Assignment Announced For The Office on Addressing Liturgical Abuses!!!















Go ahead, I dare you to try and hold his hand during the Our Father!!!

10 Comments:

Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

Fr Banner stated "don't make me angry by preaching heresy, scandal or error... or by questioning The Real Presence or any of the 7 Sacraments... or by having an Obama '08 bumper sticker on your car, or t-shirt as Mass."

Father Banner went on to say "You wouldn't like me if you preached heresy, scandal or error... or by questioning The Real Presence or any of the 7 Sacraments... or by having an Obama '08 bumper sticker on your car, or t-shirt as Mass."

6:23 AM  
Blogger nypd green said...

Father Banner then addressed the parish music ministry, "AAAGGHHHH!!! Bad rock band!! Don't you know Organ is preferred instrument at Mass? Me smash silly guitar and drums!!! Smash 'em good!!!"


Great...

I can see I'll be scaring the snot out of the kids all day with my Hulk talk.

6:44 AM  
Blogger Simplex Vir said...

"Get on your knees before I bend them for your permanently!"

7:14 AM  
Blogger Al said...

The future Pope Bruce the 1st


Definitely going to have to come up with something better than Pope Bruce, any ideas out there?

8:14 AM  
Blogger LarryD said...

Very funny.

Pope Gamma I?

"If Hulk see liturgical dancers, Hulk SMASH!!!!"

I've linked to this at my blog.

10:34 AM  
Blogger chestertonian said...

Pope Gamma Ray I?

11:48 AM  
Blogger Joe of St. Thérèse said...

Hmmmm, "me smash REC in LA"

Pope Leo XXIV

7:36 PM  
Blogger Bill Hoog said...

Boy, I could've used that guy at my wife's aunt's funeral when this biddy wouldn't take no for an answer and grabbed my hand during the Our Father!

9:27 PM  
Blogger nypd green said...

Okay, we have a visiting priest who will be doing a daily Latin Mass through the New Year. My 5 year old who loves TLM (and has seen the picture of 'Father Banner'), just asked me if this visiting priest is green. LOL!

I'm thinking we will have zero fidgeting for this Mass!

8:51 AM  
Blogger Little Ferret said...

Little Ferret: *Looks at Father Banner*

Little Ferret: "I REPENT VOTING FOR OBAMA!"

Fr. Banner: Good. Fr. Say say 15 Rosary Decades! *Pets Little Ferret and absolves him*

10:37 AM  

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