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Sunday, December 21, 2008

Cavey Goes Novus Ordo!!
Yet again

As I scroll across a few websites of various dioceses, I'm simply amazed at the number "ministries" for the myriad of racial and ethnic groups. Ahhh... the Balkanization of Catholicism! Let's celebrate what separates us instead of what unites us!!

But anyhoo, I'm feeling left out. And it is all about me. How about those of us of mixed Guamanian, Irish and German ancestry? Don't we rate?

Guess not. So I've decided to launch my own lil' ministry. Pacific Islander Irish German Formation And Religious Training (PIIG FART).

And as we all know, you can't have PIIG FART unless you have Priestly Faith Formation and Training (PFFT). Maybe I can get a cleric or two to come on board (or at least a really really really really smart liturgist).

But could I be getting ahead of myself? I just could be! After all, everyone knows that you can't have PFFT without Theologians Undergoing Rigorous Discipline in the Seminary (TURDS).

But I think I may have to tread lightly. If this gets out of control, we'll all come down with Discipleship In Action Reinforcing and Regurgitating Heresy to Everyone Around (DIARRHEA).

posted by Kevin Whiteman at 3:52 PM

7 Comments:

Blogger Simplex Vir said...

Funny stuff, only Marines can come up with this kind of stuff Cavey!

Sick!

7:49 PM  
Blogger Former Altar Boy said...

LOL!

1:15 AM  
Blogger Adrienne said...

OK - Both hubby and I laughed out loud and now can go to bed ready for a restful night....

Thanks!

3:03 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

LOL!!
So, just what does a PIIG FART sound like at a Novus Ordo Mass?

6:25 AM  
Blogger the Egyptian said...

snort, giggle,

snot on the keyboard

thanks

8:28 AM  
Blogger chestertonian said...

Don't forget the Super High Intensity Training.

4:15 PM  
Blogger TCN said...

This is just about as funny as my 2-year-old son stating, as loud as he can, during Mass, that he "burped my butt." Luckily, it was a NO Mass, so there was no loss of reverence.

I did discuss it with him later, after the folks around me stopped staring.

And no, he is not really a PIIG. He's a Guatemalan Of Some Hispanic Descent And Rather Naughty.

12:23 AM  

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