Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Now THAT'S A Christmas Present!
David Spade just became an honorary Catholic Caveman

WARNING! Crude humor alert!

From his stint on SNL, to Just Shoot Me, to Tommy Boy, to Joe Dirt, to The Show Biz Show, David Spade's brand of sarastic, smart-ass humor has always made me howl. But the latest news concerning young Mr. Spade has caused me to have a whole new respect for him.

Here's the entire article from Fox News; (Emphasis mine David Spade Buys High-Powered Rifles for Local Police Department
Tuesday, December 23, 2008

By Adam Housley

LOS ANGELES — Actor and one-time Phoenix resident David Spade has donated $100,000 to the Phoenix Police Department. The department will use the much needed funds to buy high-powered rifles to
defend the city from the growing influence of Mexican drug cartels.

Through his publicist, Spade explained that
"these guys need to be able to do their jobs, and I am just happy I could help."

Spade says he got the idea for the donation after seeing a story on FOX News. Phoenix police say Spade called asking to donate to their rifle program after he saw that officers, outgunned and desperate for more firepower, wanted to buy their own semi-automatic rifles.

“Mr. Spade has stepped forward and has given a gift to our officers of increased safety," said Police Chief Jack Harris. "I am thrilled that we were able to accept that money that will hopefully bring us to 300 rifles on the street.”

Phoenix Police Sgt. Alan Hill says 50 AR-15 rifles to be purchased with the donation will be given to patrol officers.

Spade, 44, grew up in the Phoenix area and graduated from Arizona State University. The "Rules of Engagement" star has helped out cops before, donating $25,000 to the family of a fallen Phoenix police officer last year.
For those of you unfamiliar with the wit and wisdom of David Spade, here's some of my favorite lines as Dennis Finch from Just Shoot Me;

Dennis Finch: You couldn't score in a monkey whorehouse with a bag of bananas.

Dennis Finch: Oh, I just remembered. You're boring. And my legs work.

Elliott DiMauro: I'm creepy?
Dennis Finch: Like a backrub from grandma.

Nina Van Horn: I like to think of my body as a temple.
Dennis Finch: Which explains why there's a line to get in on Friday nights.


Blogger nypd green said...

I always enjoyed Spade, especially on Just Shoot Me. This makes me like him even more.

This is clip here was the best part of a bad movie.

Spade does Neil Diamonds 'Brother Loves Traveling Salvation Show' from 'Lost and found'.

11:02 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

The Washington Bleep wrote that the Chief bought 50 AR-15 rifles with the money. OUTSTANDING! Now if we could get the rest of the Holywoodites to pitch in and fund the PDs, we could take back our country from the liberal wackos who seem to have gained power why the giant sleeps. Any contact info for Mr. Spade? Our department needs some moolah.

12:34 PM  
Blogger nypd green said...

Maybe putting the link up would help.
Sorry. Enjoy.

3:52 PM  
Blogger Simplex Vir said...

From my favorite comedy of all time:

Richard (from Tommy Boy):

"Book Smarts, which waved bye-bye to you a long time ago."

7:30 PM  
Blogger Arkanabar T'verrick Ilarsadin said...

Most of Hollywood licks the hands of liberal elites with spaniel-like obsequiousness. The only exceptions I knew of off the top of my head are Tom Selleck (got chewed out by Rosie O'Donnel for supporting gun rights while on her show to promote a movie) and Mel Gibson (for making the Passion of the Christ).

6:38 PM  

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