It's Official... God's A Southerner
Mrs. Caveman as much says so
As the House Sergeant Major and I were driving to Mass this afternoon, as many married couples do, we were talking about a number of different topics. Everything from how our two favorite priests are both converts to The Faith (just like her) and good ol' Southerners (just like her).
As we yakked on about how orthodox these priests are in their Catholicism, the warnings of Our Lady of Akita came up. You know... priest against priest, bishop against bishop, cardinal against cardinal. The devil infiltrating The Church from within, etc.
Then the old girl looks at me and says "I was listening to Catholic radio the other day, and they had this priest on there... he was really good! He said that just because a man is ordained a Catholic priest, that doesn't necessarily mean he loves Jesus. He must have been speaking about Akita, huh hon? But I sure am glad that priest told the truth!"
But then she stopped, put kind of a sour look on her face and said to me in a somewhat hushed voice "but truth be told... I think he was a Yankee".
Mrs. Caveman as much says so
As the House Sergeant Major and I were driving to Mass this afternoon, as many married couples do, we were talking about a number of different topics. Everything from how our two favorite priests are both converts to The Faith (just like her) and good ol' Southerners (just like her).
As we yakked on about how orthodox these priests are in their Catholicism, the warnings of Our Lady of Akita came up. You know... priest against priest, bishop against bishop, cardinal against cardinal. The devil infiltrating The Church from within, etc.
Then the old girl looks at me and says "I was listening to Catholic radio the other day, and they had this priest on there... he was really good! He said that just because a man is ordained a Catholic priest, that doesn't necessarily mean he loves Jesus. He must have been speaking about Akita, huh hon? But I sure am glad that priest told the truth!"
But then she stopped, put kind of a sour look on her face and said to me in a somewhat hushed voice "but truth be told... I think he was a Yankee".
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
12:08 AM
3 Comments:
Now, is your wife a traddie too? I forgot to ask.
And not all Yankees are bad. Some of them are the epitome of mom, apple pie, and baseball.
Uhh Cavey, even a caveman's wife doesn't like to be referred to as an "old girl!" Better watch it when you're sleeping tonight. Ya might just get whacked with a club!
she really said, "truth be told?" now that's good!
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