Saturday, August 25, 2007

More Examples Of Doublespeak
Yet another example of why Mass in a living language is dangerous

Today I watched that idiot of a mayor of Newark, NJ attempt to justify his city being one of those "sanctuary cities". So there he was yappin' on endlessly about the difference between "documented and undocumented immigrants". Gee, Wally... doesn't he mean "illegal"?

Anyone else notice that up means down, good means bad, unacceptable means acceptable, etc.? So that got me thinking about what "undocumented" could be.

Undocumented Fiscal Windfall ~ The net result of a bank robbery

Undocumented Sexual Intercourse ~ Rape

Undocumented Expression of Self (Pre-Adolescent) ~ A brat throwing a temper tantrum

Undocumented Christianity ~ Protestantism

Undocumented Expectations ~ David Beckham; The Padres during the month of September; Notre Dame Football in any bowl game

Undocumented Catholicism ~ The Spirit of Vatican II; The Archdiocese of Los Angeles; The Jesuits

Undocumented Breathing ~ Child rapist/murderer John Couey. Soon... very soon

Undocumented Neanderthal Nocturnal Mastication ~ My midnight raid on the 'fridge

Undocumented reception of Holy Communion ~ For he that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh judgment to himself, not discerning the body of the Lord. 1st Corinthians, 11:29 Douay-Rheims Bible


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