Breck Girl To Run For President
All in favor of a clean and bouncy administration, say "aye"

He didn't even have the class to wait for President Ford to be buried. First class phony-baloney ambulance chaser extraordinaire, John Edwards announced today that he was running for President of these here United States of America.

The same guy who made his fortune suing the crap out of anyone with more than $2 in their pocket. The same guy who only served one term in the US Senate. The same guy who never had one piece of major legislation with his name on it... but was named by People magazine in 2000 as its choice for the "sexiest politician", wants to be the most powerful political figure on the face of the earth.

But in all fairness, Edwards did manage to finagle his name along with two other Democrats as co-sponsors to an amendment to a bill that never even made it out of Congress. And that's the highlights to his long and illustrious career in the Senate. Wow... talk about your power-brokers.

But I did notice that Edwards made his announcement in New Orleans, trumpeting his clarion call about "the two Americas". Does he mean the one America where people are honest and work hard to overcome adversity, and the other America where people cheat and steal everything they can? I noticed Edwards failed to mention the billion dollars in fraud and theft by scammers in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Anyone else notice that?

So the Democrats have foisted upon us the following choices for Prez;
~ Hillary "The Queen Bitch of Cell Block D" Clinton
~ Barack "I'll Be Shaving Any Day Now!" Obama
~ John "Don't Touch My Hair" Edwards

From here on out, they are forever to be officially known as "The Axis of Huh?"

The Dyke, The Tyke, The Hermaphrodite.