More Caveman Christmas Stuff
In no particular order

Just random thoughts that make Cavemen happy during Christmastide ~

1. Napalm scented incense. You know the kind. It smells like.... victory.

2. A Christmas stocking that look an awful lot like a holster for an M-1911 .45 (remember the old ones that has "US" stamped on the leather flap?).

3. Gay Apparel that has to do with my Sunday Best... not garish clothing worn by a Backdoor Conquistador.

4. Fuggedabout 24 hours straight of It's A Wonderful Life or A Christmas Story, I wanna see a constant 24 hour loop of Senior Drill Instructor Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann (Former Marine Lee Ermy of Full Metal Jacket fame) sing Happy Birthday to Baby Jesus... and then him smacking the crap outta Private Joker for having the audacity of saying he doesn't love The Virgin Mary.

5. No more stupid culturally inclusive and politically correct Christmas TV specials. And no, I'm not going to watch Black Entertainment Television's A Very Special Malcolm X-Mas show.

6. Pop-up flares at Midnight Mass.

7. John Wayne added to the Litany of the Saints. Sancte Dukeae, Ora Pro Nobis.

8. Sandbags. You can never have enough sandbags.

9. The Vatican does get their own much talked about soccer team, but they get to be armed with those really cool Swiss Guard halberds. Papal privilege, you know.

10. That all the wonderful people reading this have a blessed and holy Christmas.