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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

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Mystery Beast Discovered In Maine

(AP) TURNER, Maine - Michelle O'Donnell of Turner spotted the animal near her yard about a week before it was killed. She called it a "hybrid mutant of something. It was evil, evil looking. And it had a horrible stench I will never forget," she told the Sun Journal of Lewiston. "We locked eyes for a few seconds and then it took off. I've lived in Maine my whole life and I've never seen anything like it."

For the past 15 years, residents across Androscoggin County have reported seeing and hearing a mysterious animal with chilling monstrous cries and eyes that glow in the night. The animal has been blamed for attacking and killing a Doberman pinscher and a Rottweiler the past couple of years.

Mike O'Donnell, who is married to Michelle O'Donnell, said the animal looked like "something out of a Stephen King story." He added "this is something I've never seen before. It's an evil-looking thing."

Damn... who knew Ted Kennedy died?

posted by Kevin Whiteman at 7:58 PM

5 Comments:

Blogger Christine said...

LMAO...you crack me up!

8:41 PM  
Blogger Fr. Erik Richtsteig said...

Curse you! I have beer all over my keyboard now.

10:33 PM  
Blogger The Crescat said...

I still want to see a pic of this "mysterious beast", I can't belive the story you linked didn't have one. *scowl*

9:09 AM  
Blogger Kevin Whiteman said...

CC,
I DID post a picture of the beast!!!

OK, all joking aside, here ya go
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/n/a/2006/08/16/national/a135509D39.DTL&o=0

12:12 PM  
Blogger Fidei Defensor said...

That is the kind of monster you need St. George to defeat

3:40 PM  

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