Saturday, August 12, 2006

Another Of Dymphna's Gems
Gotta love a chick who digs on boiled peanuts

With the skill of a Marine sniper, our resident Cavechick, Dymphna, places world renown skank, Madonna, right in the cross-hairs.

So saith Dymphna;

Madonna is planning on doing a mock crucifixion during her concert in Rome. She's also going to prance around wearing a fake crown of thorns. Sometimes when spiritually empty women who live on their looks reach middle age they panic. They start feeling as though they need to do something---anything--- to get attention and prove to themselves that they are still young and attractive. That's why you see 50 year old mincing through the mall in crotch high mini skirts and five inch heels or you see a grandma suddenly take a lover who's half her age. In Madonna's case her behavior is mostly a ploy to reboot her career but I suspect it's partially middle age panic and faded beauty that makes her act the way she does.

Swing on by Dymph's blog and read the rest of her post, to include the Novena Prayer for Conversion invocations. Truly impressive stuff.


Blogger Dymphna said...

Aw thanks.

7:17 PM  
Blogger St. Jimbob of the Apokalypse said...

Anyone wanna take me up on a bet? I'm willing to bet that at some point in the next 20 years, more likely in the next 10, Madonna will join the Poncho Ladies Union on one of their cruises, perhaps wearing a poncho herself. Anyone want to put a fiver on it? Or should we start a pool, the prize going to the one who guesses the closest year/month that Madonna does it?

7:44 AM  

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