Saturday, August 12, 2006

If We Give In, The Terrorists Win
Looks like the bad guys win this round...

On the heels of the heightened airport security measures throughout the civilized world, it turns out that it was all for naught.

In airports from London to Los Angeles, men were reduced to quivering masses of cowardly jelly. Women recoiled and screamed in horror. Babies cried for their mommas.

National Guard troops are being called up to augment airport security... there's even talk of taking the National Threat Level all the way to CODE RED.

What was the cause for such a turmoil? Simple... in keeping with the ban on all liquids on all flights, Hollywood celebrities were ordered to dump their makeup.

OK Usama... you win this one.


Blogger Christine said...


That is too funny!

9:48 PM  
Blogger Dymphna said...

Wow! These are some scary pics!

9:35 AM  
Blogger Sleeping Lotus said...

These photos really are a hoot. I've seen them before. Not that I revel in seeing anyone looking their worst but it certainly does give the public a realistic view of these so-called "fashion and beauty icons". Cameron Diaz in particular is notorious for her makeup-less face. Several photos have been posted of her in various candid situations and she does NOT look good. Her face is worn and saggy and worst of all, she has bad skin. In fact it's well-known that she has a serious acne problem and it often shows in some of the worse photos. Makeup and lighting can truly work magic!

6:02 PM  

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