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Whitney Houston, we have a problem...
It looks as if America's favorite crack-head is the paramour of the world's numero uno ass-hole, Usama bin-Laden. From The Scotsman, it's being reported that "Bin Laden 'fantasised over' Whitney Houston".
And indignant Houston reportedly replied, "Usama is whack! I make entirely too much money to date that mo'-fo'. If I ever dated that mo'-fo'... show me the receipts! KISS MY ASS!!" After a few moments, Houston was heard to mutter "oh, shit... wrong interview."
It's also reported that bin-Laden wants to kill Houston's singer husband, Bobby Brown. Hell, who doesn't?
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
4:47 PM
3 Comments:
Wow was that really "Whinny Houston", I mean Whiney Houston, Lol. She looks pretty messed up
Whitney certainly doesn't seem to mind having a man who beats the sh*t outa her. Maybe that's what makes her so attractive to Osama.
I haven't heard anyone mention this, but haven't we now found a way to make OBL come out of his cave?
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