Creepy Dad Of The Year Award
Just one word: Ewwwwww!
Former Baptist minister turned earring and satin shirts with dragons on them wearing Hollywood dad, Joe Simpson (seen right, eye molesting his other daughter, Ashlee) had this to say concerning his pop-star daughter, Jessica;
"If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!"
I get the feeling that if daughters Jessica and Ashlee had their "careers" fall flat on their faces, Papa Joe would be trying his damnedest to get them both a job at Hooters... and he's be their number one customer.
This guy's freakin' creepy.