Saturday, August 19, 2006


Creepy Dad Of The Year Award
Just one word: Ewwwwww!

Former Baptist minister turned earring and satin shirts with dragons on them wearing Hollywood dad, Joe Simpson (seen right, eye molesting his other daughter, Ashlee) had this to say concerning his pop-star daughter, Jessica;

"If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!"

I get the feeling that if daughters Jessica and Ashlee had their "careers" fall flat on their faces, Papa Joe would be trying his damnedest to get them both a job at Hooters... and he's be their number one customer.

This guy's freakin' creepy.

6 Comments:

Blogger Christine said...

What kind of a sick perv oggles his own daughter(s)?

8:47 AM  
Blogger Dymphna said...

I think to the day he died my father saw me as his little baby. I can't imagine him discussing my bra size with anyone much less the media.

Simpson has struck me as being odd for awhile now.

9:52 AM  
Blogger Former Altar Boy said...

How many fathers know their adult daughter's bra size, much less talk about it in public?

11:09 AM  
Blogger Sleeping Lotus said...

He really is disgusting. I knew about the "double D's" comment from a while back. It has circulated the internet quite a lot. I think it shows how low these girls' self-esteem is that even though they are rich, beautiful and successful they still need this creep to run every aspect of their lives. It is highly rumored that Jessica left her marriage because Joe WANTED her to. That Nick Lachey was actually trying to be a good husband and trying to encourage Jessica to grow up, plus he wanted to start a family...Joe said NO WAY. He only wants his daughters to make money. He doesn't want to them to have successful marriages (the focus would be off of him and on to the husband) or children. He wants total control and no competition. He's a creepy, creepy guy.

And he used to be a youth minister. Gross!

7:53 PM  
Blogger Dymphna said...

Two words that make my skin crawl : Youth Minister.

11:50 AM  
Blogger Fidei Defensor said...

If only baptist minister were allowed to marry maybe there wouldn't be these problems with them oggling youngesters?

12:10 AM  

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