Pearls Of Wisdom From Mrs. Caveman
Converts say the smartest things

"Oh, so you don't believe in organized religion, 'eh? Does that mean you believe in disorganized religion?

"'Non-Denominational', my foot! Just admit it, you're a Protestant!"

After hearing a woman gush about how great Father Skippy is, because he says your name as you receive Holy Communion, Mrs. Caveman responded "isn't it more important that Jesus knows your name?"

"How can someone so smart not be Catholic?

The Caveman comes home from work and says angrily "when's dinner gonna be ready!?". Mrs. Caveman retorts "dinner will be ready when I'm done... that's when!" She then tosses a copy of "The Dictionary of Saints" Caveman's way and she says "here, read this and pray for some patience in the meantime".

"Looking back, Protestantism just doesn't make sense!"

Whenever Mrs. Caveman catches The Caveman eyeballing some chick, without fail, Mrs. Caveman will say "hey stupid, explain your way out of that one to the Blessed Mother".

"I never converted, I just came back to the Faith of my ancestors".