Now Get Back In The Closet Where You Belong! Strange things are afoot in Phoenix

Hat Tip to PV2 and EQB

Bishop Thomas Olmstead is the new sheriff in town, and it looks as if he's done run one varmint outta town already.

Notorious rectum wrangler, Chris "Chartreuse Caboose" Carpenter, former pastor of Christ the King parish in Mesa, says that "Bishop Thomas Olmsted has turned his back on lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered Catholics".

The Bung-Hole Bandit went on to lisp, "I refuse to serve as a priest in a church environment that is increasingly sending a false and destructive message that my LGBT brothers and sisters and I are little more than immature, defective sex addicts".

Well Chrissy-poo, even though you'd probably enjoy it... don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Now if Sheriff Olmstead would just do something about the Franciscan Retreat Center in Phoenix. Officially known as The Casa, but 'El Armario' would have been a more correct, such flat out non and anti-Catholic drivel is offered up to lead souls away from The Church;

Aqua Yoga Program I
Easy T'ai Chi and Qigong
Introduction to the Enneagram
Gifted and Called: A Retreat for Gays and Lesbians
Labyrinth Walk ~ Mini Workshop
Sundao Healing Retreat
T'ai Chi & Qigong for Health & Harmony (Beginners)- Thursdays