Sunday, May 07, 2006

Joisey Needs A New Slogan
Can the cavemen help?

For the third time in less than a year, New Jersey is looking for a new state slogan. Here's some ideas that may help out the Garden State ~

1. New Jersey - Home Of The IROC (Italian Retards Out Cruisin')

2. Who Da F**k Youz Lookin' At?

3. All The Urban Decay, Half The Corruption

4. You May 'Have A Friend in Pennsylvania', But We'll Kick Your Ass In New Jersey

5. Don't Ever Take Sides Against The Family

6. Welcome To New Jersey, Gateway To Exciting Delaware

7. What's That SMELL?

8. Land Of A Thousand Mullets

9. Sure We Have High Taxes, But The Air Pollution Makes Up For It

10. Bah-Fungoo!!

7 Comments:

Blogger Athanasius contra mundo said...

Fuggedabodit!

4:46 PM  
Blogger Christine said...

My, my! Some of those are so true it's hysterical! Others...well, I think y'all are thinking of some New York sentiments there!

One more, though. Hubby was watching some bizzare show on Spike TV where they show this Japanese show with English dubbed in. If you like to watch people making utter fools of themselves and potentially getting hurt in the process (and what man DOESN'T? asks Mr. Soccer Mom), this is a must-see. A bit racy, in case you care about that.

Anyway, at the end of one show, they did a shtick about how they are translated into 100 languages, including New Jersian. Then they showed the New Jersian show, which included people nodding excitedly while saying, "F***in' A!" One guy asked the other, "But what does f***in' A mean?"

"In New Jersian," came the answer, "it means 'indeed'!"

Well, I nearly fell of the couch laughing at THAT one! It was TRUE! Like I was talking to my first boyfriend, Mike, who drove a Camaro and was Italian. Totally perfect!

Anyway...enough rambling from me.

5:13 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

Christine,
He's watching "MXC". That show is HILARIOUS!!!!!!

You married a fine caveman

5:58 PM  
Blogger Dymphna said...

They're all perfect, especially #2.

8:12 PM  
Blogger St. Jimbob of the Apokalypse said...

Hey, no one's allowed to dig on 'Jersey unless you've driven the NJ Turnpike and rolled up your car windows before passing through Newark.

I used to work in Trenton, and my dad still does. Ok, we lived across the Delaware river, in PA, though (my folks still do). But we still had to work in Trenton.

6:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I use to work for the pizza shop/front for the mob in northwest NJ... Damn funny. Another good one is 'Stugots'

8:05 AM  
Blogger Der Tommissar said...

I still like, "Welcome to New Jersey. Now, go home."

or:

"New Jersey, the first state to glow in the dark".

or:

"The Garden State (If You're Growing Smoke Stacks)"

11:56 PM  

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