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Friday, April 14, 2006

No Cartoon Image Of mohammed On Comedy Central
South Park creators take their 30 pieces of silver

WARNING:
I use anatomically correct descriptions on this post. Many may find that offensive. Blasphemy to our Lord, and disrespect to His Mother and to the Pontiff were never my intentions.

Heavens to Mergatroid, let's not offend moslems. Comedy Central sure won't. That would be totally unacceptable, right?

But I wonder what exactly does Comedy Central consider acceptable?

1. A cartoon image of Jesus defecating on the American flag is acceptable.
2. A cartoon image of Jesus defecating on President Bush is acceptable.
3. A cartoon image of a statue of the Virgin Mary bleeding from the rectum is acceptable.
4. A cartoon image of a statue of the Virgin Mary bleeding from the vagina is acceptable.
5. A cartoon image of Pope Benedict stating that the blood is not actually coming from the statue's anus – but it's vagina. Since “chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time,” this is no miracle.

Can someone ComBox me a list of advertisers on Comedy Central?

posted by Kevin Whiteman at 5:49 AM

3 Comments:

Blogger hooligan said...

I suppose Comedy Central did a quick tally of their hard assets and decided that they have too much to lose when (not if) a bomb detroys their production facilities in retaliation for any depiction of Muhammed. Catholics do not burn or bomb your studios because of your juvenile displays of humour, so they are a soft target. Such is life...and economics, I guess.

10:51 AM  
Blogger Dymphna said...

To this day I don't understand why Catholics watch South Park. I've read several big timer blogs that defended this episode as being "brave" and I just don't get it.

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Americans have become so whipped.
Present company excluded.

4:57 PM  

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