Why Every Catholic Should Be A
San Diego Padres Fan
With a name loke that...

The name San Diego Padres translates into Saint Didacus Priests. And they way they've been trading away players... my beloved Padres need all the intercessory help they can get. By the way, all Dodger fans go straight to hell. It's true, I read that somewhere in Canon Law. Seriously.

Thank goodness they brought in the Right Center fence!!