Thursday, December 29, 2005

Lend-Lease Program - Caveman Style
If your neighbor needs a club...

Less than a week ago, Irwin Cotler, Canada’s Justice Minister said that the country’s gun laws are among the toughest on the books, and he dismissed calls for new minimum sentences as ‘‘a quick-fix solution’’ to a spate of gunplay in Toronto. Hmmm... lots of jail time for those that want to use guns in the act of committing crime is a quick-fix, 'eh? Whatever, it's your country.

But a recent gang style shoot-out in Toronto, Canada has left one dead and six wounded. According to the Mayor of Toronto, David Miller, this is somehow America's fault. Huh... what? According to Miller, this is "a sign that the lack of gun laws in the United States is allowing guns to flood across the border that are literally being used to kill people in the streets of Toronto".

Hey, doesn't Canada have cops? I remember Sgt. Preston of the Mounties. Yeah... Canada's got cops! Yukon Beer use to have a Mountie on it's label. Well, considering what the Liberal Party has done to Canada, the RCMP might as well be used to advertise beer and have tourists take snapshots with them.

Ontario Premier Dalton McGuinty said the girl was a victim of ‘‘the insanity of guns.’’ No, dumb ass, it's the insanity of gutless maggots like you that don't have the spheres to crack down on criminals.

Anyhow, Mayor Miller, don't blame America because Phallo-Cranial-Canadians like you have emasculated not only your judicial system, but your Law Enforcement Agencies as well.

Way back in October, Canadian PM Paul Martin wagged his finger at America and said "The Americans ask us to do things in terms of the border; I think there's an obligation on their side to work with us to prevent gun-smuggling into Canada". Ummm, Mr. Minister... have you given any consideration to the possibility that there wouldn't be any smuggling if criminals knew that your laws had some bite?

Sheesh... has anyone found any donors yet for the oh so urgently needed testicle transplant for these 'nadless "statesmen"? Someone get these morons out of their drum circle and pry 'em loose from their bong long enough to protect their citizens.

Well fellow Blog-lodytes, I've decided to institute my own Neanderthal Lend-Lease Program. I remember the old saying "If your neighbor's house is on fire, you lend him a hose...". I would like to formally extend the offer to Carlton at Upper Canada Catholic and to Island Catholic, provided the Liberal Party hasn't outlawed big sticks, you two most certainly can borrow The Club to use however you both see fit.

4 Comments:

Blogger Rick Lugari said...

Aeh, there just copying the libs in the New York. They've always blamed Virginia's not-as-oppressive gun laws on their crime. Gangstahs, muggers and rapists are nice people - those damn guns are the problem.

Anyway, the Great White North has been free-falling ever since Dudly Do-Right passed. RIP, fearless Mountie.

2:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a Canadian Catholic Caveman, I can tell you that those in my tribe do not agree with the chicken-shit politicians who bitch about Americans and try to blame them for our problems. My tribe believes that it is better to stand on your hind legs and face your problems than to waste time pissing and moaning about what someone else is doing. What we sorely need up here is some "old-time" Canadian values like duty, honour, and responsibility.

3:29 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

Anon,
I'll bet those "old-time" Canadian values are the same ones demonstrated at Ypres in 1915, or at Normandy in 1944 , or at Hong Kong in 1941, right?

3:48 PM  
Blogger Sprocket said...

As a Canadian Catholic Caveman, I can tell you that those in my tribe do not agree with the chicken-shit politicians who bitch about Americans and try to blame them for our problems. My tribe believes that it is better to stand on your hind legs and face your problems than to waste time pissing and moaning about what someone else is doing. What we sorely need up here is some "old-time" Canadian values like duty, honour, and responsibility.

As a conservative Canadian I make mental assent to the above sentiment - and pretty much sums up why I left the country and shall not return.

Candians have always been a bit miffed over their perception of American ignorance of them. Since coming to live here and listening to my family whine - this type of ignorance is an 8 lane freeway in the two directions. The average Canadian knows very little about the American culture and way of life.

The difference between Canada and America?

America - come here and do it the American way. If you don't like it show yourself to the door.

Canada - come here and do it your way. If you don't like it whine, moan and complain until everyone around adjusts to you.

8:31 AM  

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