Saturday, June 23, 2007

What If The Latin Mass Is More Successful Than Anyone Expected?

I've heard that many "progressive" Catholics are planning preemptive strikes to counter the ever growing traditionalism that's sweeping through The Church. Here's some examples;

The Novus Ordo Society ~ Dedicated to keeping the Mass alive in the various languages that it's celebrated in, such as English, Spanish, Esperanto, Mongolian, Tierra del Fuegan, Fortin, Indian Smoke Signals, Interpretive Dance, Goomba Brooklyn-Italiano Obscene Hand Gestures, Binary, Martian, etc. Originally named "Plures Voces", but changed name to current because someone realized that Plures Voces was in that ridiculous Latin.

The SSML; The Society of St. Martin Luther ~ "Telling The Pope To Go To Hell Since 1517". The SSML is a radical off-shoot of the SSHK, the Society of St. Hans Kung, which was a radical off-shoot of the SSVII, the Society of the Spirit of Vatican II. Membership in all three organizations is dwindling due to all their members are dying of old age.

Free-Thinking Single Catholics ~ A forum for the more liberally minded who are seeking either a guilt-free short term concubine-in-residence, or a long term straight-bi-gay-lesbian-transgendered-polygamous-incestuous-bestial-necrophiliac (any combination thereof) relationship. Day-Glo condoms, morning after pills, and penicillin booster shots provided free of charge to those who sign up for one year membership.

Latin Mass Watch ~ A Novus Ordo news portal that specializes in featuring various horror stories of overt Traditional Catholicism world-wide.

Lair of the Catholic Eco-Friendly Sissy Ticklefight Pooh Bear Cavepersons of Undetermined Gender ~ A quasi-serious weblog that gaily focuses on the glories of everything Novus Ordo. Special attention paid to true meaning of the Theology of Dandelions and Kitten Whiskers, and what it mean to everyone at Sts. Che and Fidel Catholic Community of Berkeley, California. Peace, out.


Blogger paramedicgirl said...

The Pooh Bear small c catholics might be the most dangerous of the progressives. But never fear, they'll all die out for lack of reproduction. After all, they'll contracept themselves right out of existence in a generation or two.

12:55 AM  
Blogger VSO said...

BWA HA HA HA!!! Another homerun for da cavey.

2:35 PM  
Blogger Random said...

You, sir, have a gift for this stuff!

9:39 PM  
Blogger Hammerbrecher said...

Your forgot the "Committee of Liturgical Mimes, Clowns, and Dancers" A group of peoples that tries to bring the arts to liturgy and help the participants to actively participate in the service.

8:32 AM  

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