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Friday, April 16, 2010

Jesus Humor
Helmet tip to Cliff of the world famous Random Musings By Cliff
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother .

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.

2. He had wine with His meals.

3. He used olive oil.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Native American:

1. He was at peace with nature.

2. He ate a lot of fish.

3. He talked about the Great Spirit.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.


But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 good arguments that Jesus had the beautiful spirit of a WOMAN:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

Hallelujah!!!!

posted by Kevin Whiteman at 2:01 PM

5 Comments:

Blogger Joe @ Defend Us In Battle said...

Cliff always has some good humor over there.

Also... I think there is something weird going on with your RSS feed. It isn't showing up on my Google reader. And I dont think it is feeding through at home on my NetNewsWire reader either.

just letting you know...

5:20 PM  
Blogger Kevin Whiteman said...

Joe,
Thanks for the heads-up. I *think* I've got it fixed!!

6:42 PM  
Blogger Joe @ Defend Us In Battle said...

Fixed :)

6:53 PM  
Blogger Old Bob said...

Re proofs on Jesus: hilarious! Thank you!

10:42 PM  
Blogger Stirling said...

Thanks for the laugh--it was especially needed after reading the Pfleger article.

9:31 AM  

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