Friday, April 16, 2010

Jesus Humor
Helmet tip to Cliff of the world famous Random Musings By Cliff
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother .

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.

2. He had wine with His meals.

3. He used olive oil.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Native American:

1. He was at peace with nature.

2. He ate a lot of fish.

3. He talked about the Great Spirit.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.


But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 good arguments that Jesus had the beautiful spirit of a WOMAN:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

Hallelujah!!!!

5 Comments:

Blogger Defend Us In Battle said...

Cliff always has some good humor over there.

Also... I think there is something weird going on with your RSS feed. It isn't showing up on my Google reader. And I dont think it is feeding through at home on my NetNewsWire reader either.

just letting you know...

5:20 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

Joe,
Thanks for the heads-up. I *think* I've got it fixed!!

6:42 PM  
Blogger Defend Us In Battle said...

Fixed :)

6:53 PM  
Blogger Old Bob said...

Re proofs on Jesus: hilarious! Thank you!

10:42 PM  
Blogger Stirling said...

Thanks for the laugh--it was especially needed after reading the Pfleger article.

9:31 AM  

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