A Whole New Meaning To "Whiz Kid"
Helmet tip to my goomba-ette, Helen
At first, I thought this guy was just some extremist. So I decided to type 'islam urinating standing' into a search engine. Gang, there are literallly hundreds of entries on the subject.
And I'm suppose to take these guys seriously? Anyhoo, when I was in the The Gulf War Part I, I made every effort to piss towards meccca.
Does that make me a bad person? *Sarcasm off*
Helmet tip to my goomba-ette, Helen
At first, I thought this guy was just some extremist. So I decided to type 'islam urinating standing' into a search engine. Gang, there are literallly hundreds of entries on the subject.
And I'm suppose to take these guys seriously? Anyhoo, when I was in the The Gulf War Part I, I made every effort to piss towards meccca.
Does that make me a bad person? *Sarcasm off*
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
2:15 PM
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Now I would have thought this freak would be saying the exact opposite: "Guys, Allah says you must urinate standing up or else everybody will think you are a mere woman."
Have I been missing anything about Islam and women? ROFLMAO
In the fifties my Dad traveled around lots of countries representing an aircraft mfgr. While in one restroom in a middle eastern country he saw three or four muslim men standing around a special hole in the floor, with their members all present and accounted for; they were passing around a teapot and pouring water on their members while saying ritual Arabic words. I don't know if this is part of the five prayers per day routine they do.
Now that I've watched the video, I have further comments.
First, it reminded me of when I worked in a factory several decades ago. We had a character, Old Bernie, a Jew from the Bronx, who showed us the newspaper clipping he'd saved of himself as a Golden Gloves champ. Bernie retired after 34 years in the Navy as a Chief. He wore his dress shoes, which were brown, indicating some special honor he told us. They always had a great shine, but looked like he poured salt on them and some of it stuck to the wax ... guess to remind us that he was one salty old dude. He was on the Kitty Hawk as it steamed into Pearl while the columns of smoke were still rising into the sky.
Ok, enough of the intro. Old Bernie was a gifted hackle smoother. But he had his sense of humor too.
One day he came around hardly able to contain his laughter. He told us that as so and so (one of the company dingbats) was pissing in the next stall, Bernie couldn't resist redirecting his own stream all over the guy's shoes. And what really was knocking old Bernie out was that the guy never owned up to his shoes being pissed on.
Yeah, Bernie was a Jew, and I grew up with a whole lot of them. Bernie confided to me that one time he attended a Mass aboard the carrier, which was on the flight deck if I recall his account accurately. He even went up for Holy Communion. I commented to him simply, that I understood he wanted to cover all his bases, to which he smiled affirmatively.
Just when you thought Islam couldn't be any more stupid...
"Have I been missing anything about Islam and women?"
A good friend of mine, a USMC major, was in Iraq for a year on Gulf War II and said homosexual behavior is common and not the taboo the Moslems claim in public. He spent a lot of time with the locals and told me he said he heard them say more than once, "Woman are for breeding, men are for love." (It tells you a lot about their feelings for women,too!)
Another reason why you should put paper down before sitting on a public toilet!
I heard a king or some high-upper from one of the Arab states who said, they drink their urine..I'm not kidding..something about it's cleansing technique.
So, Cavey, give em all they want!
So, in Islam one can murder innocent men women and children and go strait to paradise; but accidentally piss on your leg....and watch out!
This evil religion has nothing in common with the religion of Jesus Christ. Praise be to Christ who frees us from such superstition!
Had a neighbor fresh out of Iraq I, a USMC corporal. He told me that all the time they'd see Iraqi or maybe it was Arab men appearing from behind the bushes out in the desert and holding hands.
Is he wearing eye liner??
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