The Shuck & Jiver In Chief
"Hey, man... what's up, man?... yo, man..."
This is the most powerful man on earth? What an embarrassment. I may not be Black, or even partially Black, but said simply as an American: how embarrassing!!
Did anyone else see this buffoon before the game when he was hobnobbing with the players down in the locker room? I think he broke the land speed record for saying "man" in a 60 second time frame.
From RightPundits.com; (Emphasis mine)Barack Obama First Pitch: Obama All-Star Game Video, Booed
By MCCAIN
About the Barack Obama first pitch, All-Star game 2009, all we can say is “Play Ball (girl).” See the embarrassing video of our heroic president of the United States attempting to throw a baseball 60 feet 6 inches while wearing San Francisco blue-jeans pinching way up his cheeky presidential assets.
Listen to Obama All-Star game booing, but more importantly let’s objectively evaluate his performance on the field where it matter this most. After the speeches and broadcast stunts, does a president with a girly windup really know anything about American sports?
There is a famous video of Obama’s staged visit to Afghanistan in 2008 in which he appears to sink a 30 foot basketball shot. No journalists were present to witness. We later found out that it took eleven tries to make that shot and a faux-video put out by the Obama propaganda campaign.
One month earlier in Pennsylvania, Obama famously bowled a 61 score including five straight gutter balls. The gaping jawed patrons and alley have not yet fully recovered.
Does it matter that we have a milquetoast president who has never played the national pastime? Of course not. We elected Barack Obama to be the virtual girlfriend to every woman and boy in the country, a veritable channel for our insecurities and complaints. We elected him to lead us in a kinder, gentler direction, away from manly pursuits like war and baseball All-Star games, toward the pursuit of universal health-care, trillion dollar deficits upon our children’s backs, and Michelle’s alligator purse.
We love our president, while in the back of our minds we all understand he doesn’t really know what he is doing on the field. Does it matter that Barack Obama has never thrown a baseball before, whether first pitch or last pitch? Does it matter that he is mortgaging your children’s futures by spending money we do not possess? Clearly no, for he gives insecure adults hope.
See the Obama All-Star game video below. We hope the Obama first pitch is the last he ever throws on our television screens. Now go hide your kid’s wallet.
"Hey, man... what's up, man?... yo, man..."
This is the most powerful man on earth? What an embarrassment. I may not be Black, or even partially Black, but said simply as an American: how embarrassing!!
Did anyone else see this buffoon before the game when he was hobnobbing with the players down in the locker room? I think he broke the land speed record for saying "man" in a 60 second time frame.
From RightPundits.com; (Emphasis mine)
By MCCAIN
About the Barack Obama first pitch, All-Star game 2009, all we can say is “Play Ball (girl).” See the embarrassing video of our heroic president of the United States attempting to throw a baseball 60 feet 6 inches while wearing San Francisco blue-jeans pinching way up his cheeky presidential assets.
Listen to Obama All-Star game booing, but more importantly let’s objectively evaluate his performance on the field where it matter this most. After the speeches and broadcast stunts, does a president with a girly windup really know anything about American sports?
There is a famous video of Obama’s staged visit to Afghanistan in 2008 in which he appears to sink a 30 foot basketball shot. No journalists were present to witness. We later found out that it took eleven tries to make that shot and a faux-video put out by the Obama propaganda campaign.
One month earlier in Pennsylvania, Obama famously bowled a 61 score including five straight gutter balls. The gaping jawed patrons and alley have not yet fully recovered.
Does it matter that we have a milquetoast president who has never played the national pastime? Of course not. We elected Barack Obama to be the virtual girlfriend to every woman and boy in the country, a veritable channel for our insecurities and complaints. We elected him to lead us in a kinder, gentler direction, away from manly pursuits like war and baseball All-Star games, toward the pursuit of universal health-care, trillion dollar deficits upon our children’s backs, and Michelle’s alligator purse.
We love our president, while in the back of our minds we all understand he doesn’t really know what he is doing on the field. Does it matter that Barack Obama has never thrown a baseball before, whether first pitch or last pitch? Does it matter that he is mortgaging your children’s futures by spending money we do not possess? Clearly no, for he gives insecure adults hope.
See the Obama All-Star game video below. We hope the Obama first pitch is the last he ever throws on our television screens. Now go hide your kid’s wallet.
3 Comments:
whose he the president of?
Zero should never pick up a baseball again...Though the fans did their job.
Typical of this liar to choose the Chicago White Sox, no doubt he admires the team that fixed games long ago who are still known as the BLACK Sox
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