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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Who Knew Jesus Was In Those 'Mountain Dew Extreme' Commercials
Helmet tip to my buddy Chris the Liberal

Bitchen, dude! Totally bitchen!! That Jesus dude is just so awesome. I wonder where He buys His pants? And how does He get His hair to stay in place like that? Must be some kinda miracle.

Duuuuuuuuuuuude.

This bronze statue showing Jesus
in his best baggy jeans has proved a
hit outside Our Lady Immaculate
and St Phillip Neri church in Uckfield

Can someone tell me when the next Crusade starts? I know of a certain 'parish' in England that is just begging to be cleansed with fire, then having salt spread among the ashes.

posted by Kevin Whiteman at 2:40 PM

7 Comments:

Blogger Kit said...

Ugggghhhh!!!!

3:43 PM  
Blogger TH2 said...

The triumph of vulgarity. The priest who approved this cheezeball abomination deserves 100 millennia in purgatory hung by his nads. Do these tools not realize that this kitsche only helps the enemies of Catholicism in their incessant mockeries? Wait a sec - those that were involved ARE the enemies of Catholicism. Almost forgot that the worst enemies are from within.

6:52 PM  
Blogger Phelony Jones said...

Sir, permission to come aboard with the 12 gauge?

8:12 PM  
Blogger Adeodatus49 said...

Are you sure this isn't some sort of hoax or urban myth? God awful!

9:26 PM  
Blogger Hail3N1 said...

Send this photo to the Pope! No, this is no hoax...you should see the statues in St. Joseph's Church in Marietta, Ga. What is suppose to be the depiction of the Blessed Mother is nothing less than a copy of a department store manequin with black long hair, head uncovered wearing a long flashy sequin-looking dress. Unbelivable! You would have to see it to believe it. But why the parishioners say and do nothing about it is mind-boggling..what else is new?

9:36 AM  
Blogger Michelle Therese said...

Uckfield?

Uck is right!!

2:45 PM  
Blogger Michelle Therese said...

"But why the parishioners say and do nothing about it is mind-boggling..what else is new?"

Inertia. Inertia. Inertia.

Catholics are losing their faith through their inertia.

2:47 PM  

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