Saturday, May 23, 2009

"Give Us The Signal"
"Thaaat's right"

Ohhhh, the many circumstances this can be used in.

1. Jack-booted ObaTroops are ready to assault your home (à la Elian Gonzalez) in order to rescue you from yourself.

2. Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy.

3. Jack Bauer's on to you. Be cool. Don't make any sudden moves.

4. You're at work, clandestinely surfing through the USCCB's Ministry of Propaganda website, and you want to covertly alert another Traddie of a heresy-alert. On second thought... don't. People will think your having a seizure.

5. Instead of a knowing glance, this is your parish priest's new way of letting you know he's incorporated one of your blog posts into today's sermon.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is so funny. I really loved Circumstance #4.

I was just poring through the USCCB's "Living Stones" liturgical guidelines the other day, grimacing and gritting my teeth.

4:28 PM  

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