Sorry, Seany Boy
I gotta get a new dog

For those unfortunate enough to have never seen The Quiet Man;
Red Will Danaher- Feeney, get your book out. Set down the name, the one "Sean Thornton".

Red Will Danaher - Feeney, have you written the name I gave you?

Feeney - I have.

Red Will Danaher - Well, strike a line through it. That´s for him! (Muttering in disgust) Sean Thornton...So what could have been THAT traumatic to me to want me to abandon my lil' Sean Thorton? Well, I've decided to go to the pound and adopt the ugliest castrated mongrel (poetic, ain't it?) in the place and name him "Barack".

Just so when I get home every day, I can smack the shit outta him.