Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Not to be confused with "Who's Your Daddy?"

WARNING!! Harsh langua... oh hell, you know the rest

It's come to my attention that there just might be a new Traditional Order in the works. A lil' something called The Priestly Fraternity of the Men of the Blood, or in Latin: Fraternitas Sacerdotalis Viri Sanguinis. And, of course, the name for the good Sisters who're members of this Order will be members of Famulorumque Sanguinis - The Handmaidens of the Blood .

And for the vast majority of the Bloglodytes reading this, we can saddle up with The Lay Society of the Blood, or more correctly: Societas Laici Sanguinis.

Now from what I understand, this is envisioned to be one kick ass of an Order. Sword in one hand, crucifix in the other... Warrior Monk kinda stuff. All that jazz.

And to give a better illustration of how kick ass and take no shit from anyone this Order is, here's the rules for one's Religious name.

The first name must be of either a Biblical bad ass, or a figure from Church history who's been known to open the occasional can of whoop ass. The second name must be "Maria" for men, "Mary" for women. The last part must be a descriptive of any of the Sufferings of Christ, or something either from the history of The Church or a Biblical physically unpleasant occurrence. I'll use myself as an example.

I've chosen for my name (if I ever become a Third Order member) the following: Frater Urban Maria of The Millstone.

With that said, what's your name? Feel free to let the world know via The Lair's ComBox. Remember, "Brother" is Frater, and "Sister" is Soror.


Blogger The Rockin' Traddy said...


Frater Julis Maria of the Inquisition?

I like it...

8:44 AM  
Blogger PaulaB52 said...

Soror Jeanne Mary of the Pyre

10:43 AM  
Blogger Kit Brookside said...

Oooohhh...I have a few good ones. I'll stick with the first:

Soror Magdala Maria of the Bloody Feet. Whaddya think?


Soror Jeanne Maria of the Lance?

10:49 AM  
Blogger Mac McLernon said...

Ok, how about this one:
Soror Judith Maria of Gethsemane

(Judith Maria sounds better than Judith Mary. Sorry, but there it is!)

11:35 AM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Orthodoxae said...

I'm not a fan of more orders, there's too many already. That and the name sounds like a vampire cult.

12:34 PM  
Blogger G.I. Janet said...

Sign me up. Soror Jahel Maria of the Driven Spike.

All I want to know is...when do we get to kick some (_x_)?

3:02 PM  
Blogger ignorant redneck said...

Frater Martin Maria of the Spear.

3:45 PM  
Blogger Volpius Leonius said...

But so many of the old ones have surrendered to liberalism, modernism and rationalism so we need to make new ones to let good Catholics follow their vocation.

4:21 PM  
Blogger the Mom said...

Soror Isabelle Mary or the Scourging checking in!

8:51 AM  
Blogger G.I. Janet said...

So when is this order supposed to launch? I'm ready to rock 'n roll.

7:36 PM  
Blogger Joe of St. Thérèse said...

Frater Leo of the Inquisition

2:57 AM  
Blogger Unitas said...

Frater Michael Maria of the Seven Plagues

4:54 AM  
Blogger The Rockin' Traddy said...

Let's get hopin' here. I have a long list of people I want to make sit in the spikey chair...

5:43 AM  
Blogger Mattheus Paulus said...

Frater Jerominus Maria of the Great Flood

11:55 AM  
Blogger Former Altar Boy said...

Frater Gabriel Maria of the Handgun reporting for duty.

12:36 AM  
Blogger G.I. Janet said...

Hey!!!! No fair. If I knew we could use modern weaponry I'd have taken Soror Jahel Maria of the AK4.

10:49 AM  
Blogger Arkanabar T'verrick Ilarsadin said...

Frater Pius Maria of the Crown of Thorns. (I'm thinking particularly of Pope St. Pius V, who was instrumental to our victory at Lepanto.)

4:51 PM  

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