Friday, January 11, 2008

They're So Freaking Stupid, All I Can Say Is PETA*
What, no alligator tears for the murdered carrots and string beans?

Here's a taste of this delectable morsel from Fox News;

PETA Asks That Accused Cannibal Not Eat Meat in Jail
Friday, January 11, 2008
By Catherine Donaldson-Evans


Animal rights group PETA has asked the jail housing a man accused of murdering his girlfriend and possibly eating her body parts not to feed him meat, the activist organization told FOXNews.com.
The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals faxed a letter Thursday to the Smith County Sheriff's Jail in Tyler, Texas, asking that 25-year-old Christopher Lee McCuin be placed on a strict vegetarian diet to prevent him from being "involved in any senseless killing" while he's behind bars, said PETA Vice President Bruce Friedrich.

"Only in a culture where people routinely kill and eat living, feeling beings — corpses — would anybody think to kill and either eat or pretend to eat a human corpse," Friedrich said in a phone interview.

Sheriff J.B. Smith was shocked and amused by the request from Friedrich and said he learned of the letter from the local news media, including The Tyler Morning Telegraph, before actually receiving a copy at his office. "I thought it was a joke," Smith told FOXNews.com. "I've been sheriff here for almost 30 years. I've seen a lot of things. This pretty much takes the cake."
Sheesh... if God didn't intend for us to eat animals, He wouldn't have covered them with meat.

*Please Excuse These Ass-Holes

8 Comments:

Blogger Bill said...

Thanks for enlightening me as to the true meaning of PETA's acronym. I always wondered.

9:29 PM  
Blogger ignorant redneck said...

PETA--People Eat Tastey Animals!

I read this, and couldn't figure out whether to laugh or cry!

So I just had a cup of coffee and insulted the cat.

10:35 PM  
Blogger Subvet said...

Are we really in the Bizarro Universe? No one could make this stuff up.

4:02 AM  
Blogger Mac McLernon said...

What, no alligator tears for the murdered carrots and string beans?

...and the salad vegetables!!! THEY are being eaten ALIVE !!! (They're still respiring... trust me, I'm a scientist...)

9:00 AM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Orthodoxae said...

What is this? The Twilight Zone? If liberalism isn't a mental disorder then I'm the King of Ireland. Ditto IR and Subvet.

10:08 AM  
Blogger Coffee Catholic said...

"Sheesh... if God didn't intend for us to eat animals, He wouldn't have covered them with meat."

What WAS God thinking anyway??? Silly Creator...

11:52 AM  
Blogger Lola said...

I am almost sick.

The only person I knew who was a true animal lover, who cared for and trusted animals more than most people was my WWII War Hero Godfather. Fought and Won at Monte Casino, chest full of medals.
The rest of the animal lovers seem to sentimentalize animals and not have a clue as to the value of a person.
It's insulting to animals.

9:05 PM  
Blogger Arkanabar T'verrick Ilarsadin said...

What Lola said. The truth is that only in a culture that equates people with animals do we find people willing to engage in cannibalism.

5:18 PM  

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