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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

CRAZY USAMA'S MASSIVE SALE!!
We now offer Ring-Tones!

As you all know by now, you can get the latest video from you fav al-Qaeda teen heart-throb downloaded straight to you cell phone!

But we here are Crazy Usama's have gone stark raving Al-Qrazy!! For a limited time only, we'll be offering the following ring-tones free to the first five hundred Holy Warriors who call!!


I Wanna Cut-Off Your Hand by The Beatles
Blow Me Up by The Rolling Stones
Only The Good Die by Billy Joel
Life In The Blast Lane by The Eagles
It Stoned Me by Van Morrison*

Be the first lil' Jihaadists on your block to get 'em all!! Act now before this offer goes the way of the Yankee pig-dogs and their Zionist lackeys!

*Courtesy of Paulinus

posted by Kevin Whiteman at 6:04 PM

2 Comments:

Blogger paramedicgirl said...

Cavey, you're hilarious! That's so funny!

8:55 PM  
Blogger Paulinus said...

It Stoned me - Van Morrison

2:08 PM  

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