Wednesday, November 21, 2007

For The First Time Ever, I Miss Yoko Ono
Pardon me whilst I vomit...

That wacky Heather Mills. This is her solution to the myth of man-made global warming... drink rats' milk. Seriously, I'm not making this stuff up. Only a liberal could be this deranged.

Here's just a bit of the article from The Scotsman; (emphasis mine)

Mills: Why don't we drink rats' milk?
CRAIG BROWN

Ms Mills, 39, unveiled... two new posters, in which she features, to draw a connection between the rise in global warming and dairy livestock production.

Addressing her audience - dozens of journalists and a handful of bemused tourists - she said: "There are fields of grain just miles from starving children in Africa, being shipped to Europe to feed our livestock.

"There are 25 alternative milks available in health shops and supermarkets. "Why do we not drink rats' milk, cats' milk or dogs' milk?"


I wonder how much a quart of Deniro goes for?





6 Comments:

Blogger Subvet said...

Somewhere there is a village missing it's idiot.

6:53 AM  
Blogger ignorant redneck said...

I want to meet the guy who designs the first succesful electric milker for commercial rat dairies.

8:17 AM  
Blogger deb said...

I vote that to save the planet we get rid of all the cows by eating them. Yum!

11:13 AM  
Blogger St. Jimbob of the Apokalypse said...

Ever try to milk a rat? It's pretty tricky. Plus, the hairs get in the thimbleful of milk you get.

2:01 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

Okay...for those of you not keeping score, the total sum of bright ideas to combat global warming can be summed up thusly:

1. Use one square of toilet paper (Sheryl Crowe)

2. Don't eat tangerines (Elizabeth Edwards)

3. Milk rats, cats, or dogs (Heather Mills)

Keep in mind that these are the same people who went all ga-ga over ethanol (corn-based) fuel, never stopping to think that using corn - a valuable food source, especially for impoverished countries - would lead to shortages OF FOOD!

And then they wonder why we don't take them seriously.

9:50 PM  
Blogger Paulinus said...

Poor woman, she's unstable. Hasn't got a leg to stand on with this one.

9:31 AM  

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