Friday, October 12, 2007

Algore Wins Nobel Peace Prize!
Greatest propaganda coup since Triumph of the Will!!

Mainly because of his sci-fi fantasy flick "An Inconvenient Truth", this doofus wins the Nobel Peace Prize. Never mind the fact that a British judge has ruled the film contains 9 scientific errors, and the film was made in "the context of alarmism and exaggeration."

But to honor Gore's ability to BS his way to a couple hundred thousand dollars from a bunch of gullible Swedes, I give you this blast from the past.....


Monday, March 27, 2006

AlGore-TV
From the "Another Sign Of The Coming Apocalypse" file

Al Gore's cable station, Current TV has expanded to 8 million homes. Hmmm, I wonder what kind of shows they'll be airing? Possibly something like... this?


Al Gore's Dance Party ~ Saturday; 11:30 am. Al single-handedly keeps alive the stereotype that white folks can't move with any rhythm at all. Hosted by Stephen Hawking.




Scraggly Beard Theatre ~ Monday; 2:45 am. Join Al with special guests Michael Moore and the ghost of Che Guevara as they commiserate over the heartbreak of being unable to grow a half-assed decent beard.






America's Funniest Molestations ~ Thursday; 8:00 pm. Al and Tipper take a trip down mammary lane. Al paw's the old girl like it's Jr/Sr Night all over again, but this time on national TV! Tonight's episode: "Off Like A Prom Dress".




Scary and the Hendersons ~ In a remake of the 1987 original, Al plays Harry, a the missing link between liberals and human beings. Harry's hilarious tirades make his adopted family ready to send him back to the wilds of Massachusetts or San Francisco or Washington DC or wherever the hell they found his crazy ass!

3 Comments:

Blogger deb said...

Gore beat out a Polish, Catholic social worker who saved 2500 Jewish Children from the Nazis.

5:01 PM  
Blogger Paul, just this guy, you know? said...

Just watch, next year: Michael Moore

8:02 PM  
Blogger Hail3N1 said...

I gotta tell ya, after reading the pictures side-notes on Gore, I laughed so much that it actually felt good. If you can't laugh, we'll all go around mesmerized while scratching our heads bald trying to figure out what the hell is Wrong with this world!

2:42 PM  

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