Real Men Of Genius, Well... Not Really
You know, the Bud Light kind
The Lair of the Catholic Cavemen presents: Real Men of Apostasy
- - *singing* Real Men of Apostasy
We Salute you, Mr. Spirit-of-Vatican-II-Roman-Protestant-Guy
- - Mr.-Spirit-of-Vatican-II-Roman-Protestant-Guy
You're doing what Martin Luther couldn’t do. Destroy The Catholic Church from within. And in just 40 years!
- - I can out-Luther Luther!
So what was it, his rejection of most of the Sacraments? His exhortation to Sin Boldly? Or just his funny hat?
- - I dig that funky hat!
Possibly you just hate Liturgical Latin.
- - Ipso Facto, Hocus Pocus!
Could it be that you could care less what the Second Vatican Council really said, or is it that you think "the spirit" of Vatican II is all that's really important? Either way, you're leading souls to hell.
- - Damn, it's getting warm!
And you just keep screaming like a spoiled child for womyn priests, abortion on demand, and homosexual marriage.
- - My well-formed conscience dictates!
So crack open a cold one, Mr.-Spirit-of-Vatican-II-Roman-Protestant-Guy. 'Cause now you're the new Martin Luther.
- - Mr.-Spirit-of-Vatican-II-Roman-Protestant-Guy
Lair of the Catholic Cavemen Brewing Company - Akita, Fatima, Lourdes, Rome.
You know, the Bud Light kind
The Lair of the Catholic Cavemen presents: Real Men of Apostasy
- - *singing* Real Men of Apostasy
We Salute you, Mr. Spirit-of-Vatican-II-Roman-Protestant-Guy
- - Mr.-Spirit-of-Vatican-II-Roman-Protestant-Guy
You're doing what Martin Luther couldn’t do. Destroy The Catholic Church from within. And in just 40 years!
- - I can out-Luther Luther!
So what was it, his rejection of most of the Sacraments? His exhortation to Sin Boldly? Or just his funny hat?
- - I dig that funky hat!
Possibly you just hate Liturgical Latin.
- - Ipso Facto, Hocus Pocus!
Could it be that you could care less what the Second Vatican Council really said, or is it that you think "the spirit" of Vatican II is all that's really important? Either way, you're leading souls to hell.
- - Damn, it's getting warm!
And you just keep screaming like a spoiled child for womyn priests, abortion on demand, and homosexual marriage.
- - My well-formed conscience dictates!
So crack open a cold one, Mr.-Spirit-of-Vatican-II-Roman-Protestant-Guy. 'Cause now you're the new Martin Luther.
- - Mr.-Spirit-of-Vatican-II-Roman-Protestant-Guy
Lair of the Catholic Cavemen Brewing Company - Akita, Fatima, Lourdes, Rome.
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
5:15 PM
8 Comments:
Classic! Bound for the Cavemen's Lair Hall of Fame!
Thanks, buddy!!
Hahaha! I used to love those commercials--though I won't be caught dead with a Bud-Lite.
Fantastic, VSC.
LOL! Even though I'll be caught liturgical dancing before I'd drink Bud lite. Oh that is a keeper!
That was pretty funny! Real Men of Genius commericals are some of the best on radio!
Okay, I've laughed myself into a near fainting spell now.
That was great. I could hear the commercial in my head.
Dude, you rock!
Sorry, Caveman, you beat me to it. www.angelqueen.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=18028
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