Friday, June 08, 2007

Real Men Of Genius, Well... Not Really
You know, the Bud Light kind

The Lair of the Catholic Cavemen presents: Real Men of Apostasy
- - *singing* Real Men of Apostasy

We Salute you, Mr. Spirit-of-Vatican-II-Roman-Protestant-Guy
- - Mr.-Spirit-of-Vatican-II-Roman-Protestant-Guy

You're doing what Martin Luther couldn’t do. Destroy The Catholic Church from within. And in just 40 years!
- - I can out-Luther Luther!

So what was it, his rejection of most of the Sacraments? His exhortation to Sin Boldly? Or just his funny hat?
- - I dig that funky hat!

Possibly you just hate Liturgical Latin.
- - Ipso Facto, Hocus Pocus!

Could it be that you could care less what the Second Vatican Council really said, or is it that you think "the spirit" of Vatican II is all that's really important? Either way, you're leading souls to hell.
- - Damn, it's getting warm!

And you just keep screaming like a spoiled child for womyn priests, abortion on demand, and homosexual marriage.
- - My well-formed conscience dictates!

So crack open a cold one, Mr.-Spirit-of-Vatican-II-Roman-Protestant-Guy. 'Cause now you're the new Martin Luther.
- - Mr.-Spirit-of-Vatican-II-Roman-Protestant-Guy

Lair of the Catholic Cavemen Brewing Company - Akita, Fatima, Lourdes, Rome.


Blogger Former Altar Boy said...

Classic! Bound for the Cavemen's Lair Hall of Fame!

9:55 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

Thanks, buddy!!

10:01 PM  
Blogger James S Blenkinsopp said...

Hahaha! I used to love those commercials--though I won't be caught dead with a Bud-Lite.

Fantastic, VSC.

2:35 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Orthodoxae said...

LOL! Even though I'll be caught liturgical dancing before I'd drink Bud lite. Oh that is a keeper!

3:33 PM  
Blogger PaulaB52 said...

That was pretty funny! Real Men of Genius commericals are some of the best on radio!

7:13 PM  
Blogger Dymphna said...

Okay, I've laughed myself into a near fainting spell now.

11:28 AM  
Blogger Roman Sacristan said...

That was great. I could hear the commercial in my head.

Dude, you rock!

11:08 PM  
Blogger jdobbs said...

Sorry, Caveman, you beat me to it.

3:31 AM  

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