Tuesday, May 15, 2007

What's The Difference Between Joe Dirt And Sheryl Crow?
One was covered in the poo, the other's about to be

In light that singer Sheryl Crow hasn't had a hit in years, in a desperate move to still be considered relevant, she's adopted the latest Hollywood must-have accessory. Oops... I mean a child. But in all fairness, maybe she has all the best intentions and isn't doing this just for the momentary spotlight. One can only hope.

Either way, I find this kind of funny. Isn't she the the same chick who exhorted all of us to use only one square of toilet paper in order to save the environment?

Oh, how I'd love to see Madame Crow elbow deep in baby crap... especially if her kid is flailing around and literally slingin' the butt-mud all over the place. And here's Sheryl Crow armed with one single square of ass-wipe.

I have the funny feeling that at that moment in time, saving the planet will be the last thing on Sheryl Crow's mind.


Blogger Matthew said...

Sorry for straying off topic but I am looking for a nice statue of St. Matthew and the really few one's that I see are a pewter that are 2"-3" high.

12:16 PM  
Blogger tara said...

Being blonde, and not in the habit of making blonde jokes--but as Father Erik's mom says, "blonde is as blonde does." How bright of an idea is it to use one square of TP is she kidding? Duh! I noticed that she is also saving material since her designer clothing looks as though it's ready to fall off her--Great publicity though.

3:03 PM  

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