The *IHTC Fairy Alert System Has Been Activated
*I Hate The Cavemen
WARNING!! Harsh language alert!
Every so often, the Ittic Fairy flitters in here and covers the cave floor with his evil fairy dust and in general makes an overall boorish oaf of himself.
And by evil fairy dust, I mean his tolerance and acceptance of sinful and evil ways, such as advocating abortion and the pro-homosexual "lifestyle", etc. And by boorish oaf, I mean a jackass. Just like the one on the seal of the Democratic Party.
So I've decided to follow the lead of The Cave-Dwellers Ladies Auxiliary, better known as Anita and Paramedic Girl. So from here on out, I've decided to initiate some ground rules for posting in the ComBox...
Speluncae Codex
1. I'm the Pontifex Maximus of this blog. What I say goes. If you don't like that, tough shit.
2. Those listed on the left under the heading of "Fellow Bloglodytes" are considered family. All others are guests. Conduct yourself accordingly. If you do and don't espouse heresy, we'll all get along swimmingly... and you'll more than likely get added to the ever expanding blog roll.
3. If there's still any confusion on your part, refer to Rules 1 and 2.
4. If you still want to butt heads with me, but still imagine that there's some wiggle room for you, especially in light that you've read Rules 1 - 3, you're either obstinate in sin or irreversibly stupid. Either way, you are anathema. Consider yourself excavemunicated.
*I Hate The Cavemen
WARNING!! Harsh language alert!
Every so often, the Ittic Fairy flitters in here and covers the cave floor with his evil fairy dust and in general makes an overall boorish oaf of himself.
And by evil fairy dust, I mean his tolerance and acceptance of sinful and evil ways, such as advocating abortion and the pro-homosexual "lifestyle", etc. And by boorish oaf, I mean a jackass. Just like the one on the seal of the Democratic Party.
So I've decided to follow the lead of The Cave-Dwellers Ladies Auxiliary, better known as Anita and Paramedic Girl. So from here on out, I've decided to initiate some ground rules for posting in the ComBox...
1. I'm the Pontifex Maximus of this blog. What I say goes. If you don't like that, tough shit.
2. Those listed on the left under the heading of "Fellow Bloglodytes" are considered family. All others are guests. Conduct yourself accordingly. If you do and don't espouse heresy, we'll all get along swimmingly... and you'll more than likely get added to the ever expanding blog roll.
3. If there's still any confusion on your part, refer to Rules 1 and 2.
4. If you still want to butt heads with me, but still imagine that there's some wiggle room for you, especially in light that you've read Rules 1 - 3, you're either obstinate in sin or irreversibly stupid. Either way, you are anathema. Consider yourself excavemunicated.
10 Comments:
Umnnnhhh....
Unrelated:
Go see today's entry at Rorate Coeli. 2 YouTubes, both absolutely MUST-SEE TV for us ...
Hey Cavey, the next time you post a pic of the Norge repairman in a fairy suit with no shirt on and his britches drifting below sea level, couldn't you give me a warning first, so I can prepare myself psychologically for such an ordeal?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go and rinse my eyes.
Anita, you're hilarious! Better watch out or Cavey will excavemunicate you!
I think that the threat of excavemunication for the obstinate in sin seems a little unnecessary... since they're going to burn in hell anyway...
...I think you should have them stoned. Or maybe bouldered...
;-)
Anita, you're hilarious! Better watch out or Cavey will excavemunicate you!
Well, now he's done the next worse thing and put up Teddy Kennedy in a bathing suit!
Anita,
Consider this your penance for speaking ill of HH Pope Cavey Da Foist.
Embrace your suffereings. Look at The Ted... LOOK AT THE TED!!!!!
Anita,
Consider this your penance for speaking ill of HH Pope Cavey Da Foist.
Embrace your suffereings. Look at The Ted... LOOK AT THE TED!!!!!
This could be the world's first documented case of somebody growing hair on their eyeballs.
Just say 'no' to Crack. Any crack. Especially THAT crack.
Caveman,
Anita,
and Paramedic Girl,
I would have written to each of you individually, but since all of you are here, I figured it'd be a lot easier for me just to leave a comment here.
I'd like your explicit permission to use the Speluncae Codex and "the Victory rule" on my blog in regards to the use of the comment function, please! If not wholesale, then at least an edited version of it?
Kenny,
OK by me!
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