Blow-Out Memorial Day Sale!!Everything must go!
Here at Crazy Nancy's House of Appeasement, we're having our Memorial Day Super Blow-Out Sale!! We're slashing prices like they're the defense budget! Much like our troops, we're plunging a dagger into the back of high prices!!
Savings... Savings... SAVINGS!!!
Our warehouse is busting at the seams. Our buyers mistook our corporate budget for the national budget! Our mistake is YOUR gain!!
Check out some of our buy-out bargains ---
~ Harry Reid brand bedding!
~ Bill Clinton's testicles! (Now available at your local Hillary's Emasculatorium)
~ Our alleged Catholicism!
~ Moral absolutes!
~ Rosie O'Donnell's immortal soul! How else can you explain her stardom?!
~ Slightly used Abortuary supplies!
~ The John Kerry Footwear Collection. They go GREAT with waffles!
~ Ted Kennedy industrial sized swim trunks. They work great as infield tarps during rain delays!
~ Again from the Kennedy Line; Ted's missing eight hours from July 18th, 1969!
Just like a Frenchman from a confrontation (or soap and water), run... don't walk, to your nearest Crazy Nancy's House of Appeasement!
Disclaimer: Crazy Nancy's House of Appeasement is in no way affiliated with the US House of Representatives. But we haven't given up hope yet.
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
7:47 AM
5 Comments:
I have 1 question, are you trying to cause massive nightmares for all your readers?
1st you put a picture of the IHTC Fairy, then you put a picture of Ted Kennedy on your blog.
You keep this up & soon your blog will get an X rating.
*evil grin*
Hmmmm, do you suppose that Teddy has a special Green Peace squad that follows him around so he doesn't get harpooned?
After some careful thought, I realized that it would more likely have to be a XXX rating (as in 3XL) to adequately cover what is uncovered in the pictures. ;)
Good post Cavey, have you thought of working in advertising?
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