Tuesday, February 27, 2007

You Better Not Say A DAY-UM Thing About The South Any More!!
Two heads are better than one. But on the same kid?

How many times have we all heard the tired old mantra... "whatever two consenting adults do in the privacy of their own homes...", etc, etc, barf. Now we can change it to "Ommm... Ommm... Ommm gonna knock-up my sister".

Well fellow bloglodytes, that blatantly self-destructive belief has reached it's logical conclusion. The pride of Deutschland, Patrick und Susan Stubing (yeah, I'd say there was some serious stubing going on) are brother and sister... and parents of four children... by each other! EWWWWWWWW!!

And of course, this husband-wife/brother-sister act is challenging the German law that makes incest illegal. Of course, if they win, their son/brother and daughter/sister "kids" will be legitimate in the eyes of civil law.

But you know, I may be wrong. Possibly the logical conclusion hasn't been reached by the Stubing Family Freak Show. Using the sexual anarchists own rationale... why stop at just two consenting adults? Seriously, as long as everyone is over the age of eighteen, why can't grandmothers and granddaughter "get married"? Hell, why not Grandma Beatrice, her son Joe, Uncle Freddie, Great Aunt Gertrude, and grandson Biff?

Let 'em all get married into one big sweaty, pulsating, chromosome damaged heap of abomination to God. Kinda like kimchee.


Blogger Dad29 said...

They're merely following, rigorously, the philosophy of Nietzsche.

He's a Kraut, too.

5:42 PM  
Blogger Fr. Erik Richtsteig said...

What is German for, "Boy, you have a purty mouth"?

8:42 PM  
Blogger Anita Moore said...

This from the article linked in the post:

Leaders of Germany’s Green Party have voiced their support for the Stubings’ cause. “We must abolish a law that originated last century and today is useless,” said party spokesman Jerzy Montag. Critics of the laws against incest say that they were developed as a product of Hitler’s theories on racial purity.

At long last: we've found a public school system even worse than our own!

12:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The German culture is doomed to disappear and be replaced by an islamic one.
That will be the final result of centuries of protestantism, apostasy and the atheist indoctrination of their mad and morally bankrupt philosophers who hated our Jewish-Christian heritage and values.

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think that you should disparage Kimchee like that.

--Ignorant Redneck

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do you cavemen spend so much time poking your noses into other people's business? By your own admission, you're on the wrong side of history...

~~ a 'Kraut'

5:12 AM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

Anonymous Kraut,
I stick my nose in other peoples business because I can. Have you ever heard of something called a "blog"? They're all the rage. The whole purpose of them is to stick ones nose into other peoples business.

And as far as admitting that I'm on the wrong side of history.... what on the hell are you talking about?

None of the writers on this blog has ever made such a claim.

Your accusation sounds more like a fanciful imagination on your part.

7:04 AM  
Blogger Kasia said...

Father Erik:

"Ach, du hast ein schönes Mund!" or something to that effect...

Practice it with a nice Dutch accent. They'll probably be the first ones to legalize it anyway...

1:36 PM  

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