Why I Won't Vote For Any The Top Six
Based on nothing more than my personal prejudice and warped sense of humor
In alphabetical order, the reason(s) I won't vote for the following RepubliCrats;
Hillary Clinton Sorry, those bug-eyes are too much for me to take. They creep me out. 
Rudy Giuliani I can't get beyond the lisp. And I'm eagerly awaiting the day he says the following at a press conference -- "With the budget and the deficit and the guhflicta War On the ooooooy Terrorism and the HEY LADY!!!!" 
John Edwards He looks too damn much like this guy 
John McCain On his better days, he looks like the guest of honor at an Irish wake. And on the days that the mortuary beautician didn't show up.... 
Barack Obama Admit it, he's really The Ghost Rider, sans flames. Good thing he gave up smoking. 
Mitt Romney He looks too damn much like this guy 
Based on nothing more than my personal prejudice and warped sense of humor
In alphabetical order, the reason(s) I won't vote for the following RepubliCrats;
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
11:21 AM
5 Comments:
So who are you going to vote for?
I haven't made my mind up yet... but like Brownback, Tancredo, and Hunter
And if Newt enters the race?
I can always count on You guys for a good laugh
Aw, now that's not fair. I always thought that McCain was kind of a cute, old guy (I wouldn't vote for him though) I like Tancredo. Now there's a real man!
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