Sunday, February 18, 2007

Why I Won't Vote For Any The Top Six
Based on nothing more than my personal prejudice and warped sense of humor

In alphabetical order, the reason(s) I won't vote for the following RepubliCrats;

Hillary Clinton
Sorry, those bug-eyes are too much for me to take. They creep me out.

Rudy Giuliani
I can't get beyond the lisp. And I'm eagerly awaiting the day he says
the following at a press conference -- "With the budget and the deficit and
the guhflicta War On the ooooooy Terrorism and the HEY LADY!!!!"

John Edwards
He looks too damn much like this guy

John McCain
On his better days, he looks like the guest of honor at an Irish
wake. And on the days that the mortuary beautician didn't show up....

Barack Obama
Admit it, he's really The Ghost Rider, sans flames.
Good thing he gave up smoking.

Mitt Romney
He looks too damn much like this guy

6 Comments:

Blogger M. Alexander said...

So who are you going to vote for?

12:42 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

I haven't made my mind up yet... but like Brownback, Tancredo, and Hunter

4:56 PM  
Blogger John said...

I'm voting for Mel Gibson - as long as he paints his face and carries that long sword to the debates.

6:27 PM  
Blogger Cableguy said...

And if Newt enters the race?

2:27 AM  
Blogger Ginny said...

I can always count on You guys for a good laugh

9:48 PM  
Blogger Laura The Crazy Mama said...

Aw, now that's not fair. I always thought that McCain was kind of a cute, old guy (I wouldn't vote for him though) I like Tancredo. Now there's a real man!

12:33 AM  

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