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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

CAUTION!!! This Post Contains Quotes That Are Vile And Insulting To Both The Blessed Mother and St. Joseph
Brought to you by this evil troll of a man

The cancer within The Body of Christ is spreading. And instead of surgery, what is the remedy that many in the Church have prescribed? Triple the amount of cigarettes. Oh, and let's get some of those nasty ol' cancer cells and purposefully implant them on other parts of the body.

Case in point... the (im)moral theologian "Father" Richard Sparks.

At the 2001 L.A. Religious Education Congress (big shocker there, huh? Mahony at his finest), Fr. Sparks, while acknowledging Church teaching on the perpetual virginity of the Mother of God, said of her relationship with Joseph, “But if somebody says, ‘Do you think Joseph ever wanted to jump her bones?’ Do you think Joseph ever thought, ‘God, why can’t we consummate this thing?’... Now all I'm saying is -- even if they didn't have sex, did they ever neck? Or did they maybe cuddle and snuggle? Did he ever sort of fondle his wife? Did she ever kind of fondle him?”

What a sick bastard.

Check out the article proper to read of the scorched earth policy that Sparky hath wrought. Imagine the worst.... you'll be halfway right. But don't say I didn't warn you.

posted by Kevin Whiteman at 10:51 AM

10 Comments:

Blogger Fr. Erik Richtsteig said...

I hope I never meet this jackass, otherwise I will end up doing time for assualt or possibly attempted murder. That a priest should say such things about the Holy Mother of God!

3:06 PM  
Blogger Simon-Peter Vickers-Buckley said...

I've said it before, so I'll say it again: "blasphemy is the tribute demons pay to Divinity."

In case a prot walks in...--- I KNOW they aren't DIVINE, I know the distance between them and Jesus is as between 1 and infinity, but you get my point?

Our Lady and the Lord Joseph...and you know what, they are praying for this man.
Let us hope he is, in fact, perfectly insane.

8:26 PM  
Blogger Kara said...

Oh my. I am at a complete loss for words. I hope I never see this man.ever.

9:30 PM  
Blogger Sir Galen of Bristol said...

I'm with Fr. Erik on this one.

9:41 PM  
Blogger Mulier Fortis said...

Oh yuck. You need to up the health warning on this one Caveman!

6:16 AM  
Blogger Paulinus said...

He'll always find work doing enneagrams or the like when he tires of priestly work (sometime soon)

God give us holy priests through the intercession of His Hioly Mother.

6:19 AM  
Blogger Dymphna said...

It's a horrible thing to see when a priest loses his way. I hope this man never, ever comes to Virginia or I'll be the crazy lady in the back screaming, "blasphemer!"

9:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am deeply saddened by this.

9:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is things like this that make me completely understand (even if not condone) the frustrations that led to burning at the stake of heretics etc in the medieval era... and I'm only a baby Catholic.

8:22 PM  
Blogger Autumn said...

Lord, have mercy on this man, may he repent and confess, and come back to the narrow path.

...but I do not wish to cast the first stone, just pray that he will be healed of the sickness in his soul, and be restored once again to true fellowship in Christ.

Blessings,
AutumnRose x

12:01 PM  

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