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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

This May Come As A Shock To You
But she isn't a real nurse

In another case of either; the American people are the most lawsuit-happy folks on the face of the earth, or the stupidest... a group has brought a lawsuit against the Heart Attack Grill of Arizona because someone might really be in need of emergency medical help and mistake one of their waitresses as a real nurse.

Other examples of extreme greed and/or stupidity include the following warning labels;

On a baby stroller: Remove child before folding stroller.

On a hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bar of soap: Use like regular soap.

On a frozen dinner: Serving suggestion - defrost.

On a hotel provided shower cap: Fits one head.

On a sleeping aid: Warning - may cause drowsiness.

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a bag of peanuts: Warning - contains nuts.

On an airline packet of nuts: Open packet, eat nuts.

In an automobile owner's manual: Warning: Do not shift into reverse while driving forward.

posted by Kevin Whiteman at 5:29 PM

2 Comments:

Blogger Dad29 said...

Do not shift into reverse while driving forward.

I am NOT making this up:

35 years ago, the son of a prominent Chrysler/Plymouth dealer made local gossip-news by shifting his brand-new (demonstrator) 426CID Hemi RoadRunner into "R" while going about 50MPH on a local street.

The Torqueflite did as instructed, and the car jumped off the road, becoming largely junk-metal after impacting several trees.

3:10 PM  
Blogger The Crescat said...

OPen up a snickers bar and you will find this "Candy is a treat, consume in moderation."

8:22 AM  

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