I'm Surprised The Jesuits Haven't Already Done This
Inspired by Fr Richtsteig over at Orthometer
WARNING! Harsh language alert.

Welcome Sisters and Brothers to Sts. Ché and Fidel Progressive Faith Community in the Catholic Tradition of the Greater San Francisco Bay Area!

Greetings from our Pastoral Staff. Father Neil (left) and Father Bob (right) look forward to some much needed down time.
Meet our Liturgical Committee!
Instead of those clunky insence-filled censors, let's all burn one with Sister Mary Zig-Zag!
Join in with Father Chester as he lures youngsters to his Youth Ministry. Accept Jesus, and get a FREE Playstation 3!
Please give freely of your Time, Talent and Treasure (mostly treasure) so we can continue our renovation of repressive worship spaces like this one...
So we can clear the land for a more outdoorsy, enviro-frendly space... like this one showing Deaconess Saffron Saggyboobs;
Those felt wall-banners proclaiming the Tickle-Me-Jesus are just soooo passé! Come visit the Shrine of Our Buddy Jesus! Hear a variety of pre-recorded messages such as "You're so cool!", "Who luv's ya, baby?", and our all time most requested "Shit happens, but mostly to Me. So don't you get to worrying!"