From The Theater (Of The Absurd) District In New York
It's up to you, New Dork, New Dork
For those who get queasy at the mere thought of a a rousing game of Below-The-Belt Mr. Potato Head... good news! The city of New York is proposing changes in the law so you can change the sex on your birth certificates without the hassle of actually having a sex change operation.
That's right, my lil' Lego lovin' buddies... no more of those messy schlongedectomies or quick trips to Home Depot for an industrial sized tub o' spackle and a staple gun for that brand spankin' new set of hydraulics. All you have to do is say you are (insert noun here), and viola... you is it!
OK, New York City... you asked for it.
Fem Speluncae Catholicus 
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It's up to you, New Dork, New Dork
For those who get queasy at the mere thought of a a rousing game of Below-The-Belt Mr. Potato Head... good news! The city of New York is proposing changes in the law so you can change the sex on your birth certificates without the hassle of actually having a sex change operation.
That's right, my lil' Lego lovin' buddies... no more of those messy schlongedectomies or quick trips to Home Depot for an industrial sized tub o' spackle and a staple gun for that brand spankin' new set of hydraulics. All you have to do is say you are (insert noun here), and viola... you is it!
OK, New York City... you asked for it.
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
10:31 AM
4 Comments:
Wouldn't that be 'Snap-off Tools'?
LMAO...and don't forget...in NYC, you can use whichever restroom you are comfortable with :o)
And who says that belief in Transubstantiation is dead? Just say the words to your deity of choice, in this instance the State, an poof, what was a man has become a woman.
Speaking of the testicularly challenged, how about this Army deserter:
http://shakingoffsleep.blogspot.com/2006/11/desertion.html
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