Sunday, November 19, 2006

The Drugs Are Wearing Off
Quick... double the Prozac

In a bad Grimms Fairy Tale come true, the evil troll that lives under the bridge has kidnapped Princess Katie and forced her to marry him.

Here's an obviously scared to death Katie Holmes looking helplessly out a window of the Italian castle where she's about to marry The Evil One. And a Scientology minder's within arms reach, of course.

If I tie a buncha bed sheets together, I could....


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The head of $cientology, Tom Cruise, and every woman that Cruise has dated or married since joining the Cult were Catholics!

Dr. Eric

1:00 AM  
Blogger Former Altar Boy said...

"But, Mommy, he was in the seminary school for awhile, so he must know what he's talking about. Tom says all that Catholic stuff was just a bunch of mularky. Tom says the writings of Rex Hubbard contain all the answers to life. Gee, Daddy, even John Travolta belongs to our church, and he used to be Catholic, too."

2:39 AM  
Blogger Carolina Cannonball said...

poor dear.

3:41 PM  
Blogger Kasia said...

Now, now. No Prozac could be involved - didn't Cruise say that antidepressants are bunk too?

11:45 AM  
Blogger Fidei Defensor said...

This is especailly sad since I have heard that Mr. and Mrs. Holmes are devout Catholics are not at all happy with all this is going down.

There have been pretty credibile rumors that one of the reasons Nicole Kidman left Tom was that she wanted to return to her Catholic faith rather than go down the scientology sewer. I'd bet that in a few years Katie Holmes follows suit.

8:02 PM  
Blogger 4HisChurch said...

One can only hope and pray!

7:46 AM  

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