Saturday, October 21, 2006

But Not During Ramadan!
...and no listening to the Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers album, either!

Hey, I'm not smart enough to make this stuff up.

It's official. The head religious honcho of Iran has banned solo sword fighting, for now that is.

That's right, during the moslem month of Ramalamadingdong, there will be no spanking the monkey, beating the prayer rug, whittling the widdle wahabist, setting off your IED, pumping for oil, wrapping the turban extra tight, jerking the jihadist, polishing the prophet, night flight discharges, etc.

I think he's serious.


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