Gee Doc, But I've Never Felt Better
I never even knew I was sick
According to "Rev." Laurie Hays Coffman, pastorette and head Poncho Lady-in-charge of her own little Faith Community & Express Lane To Hell, otherwise known as Calvary United Methodist Church of Durham, NC, is committed to full inclusion of all people, particularly gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transgender people, and to publicizing itself this way.
Fine, if she insists upon turbo-charging her trip to The Lower Rings, that's her call. But what I find amusing is her own description of the type of folks who commiserate with her and her posse of Fruits and Nuts.
"We are black and white, old and young, American and international, gay and straight, lesbian, transgender, bisexual, recovering Catholics and fundamentalists, unchurched, dechurched, rechurched, liturgical, sacramental and young families with children."
"Recovering"? (I just love those 'tolerant' liberals)
Ohhh... I get it. If I actually agree with what Sacred Scriptures states about sodomy, AND if I happen to disagree with Poncho Lady Coffman's twisting of same Sacred Scriptures, then I'm obviously sick and in desperate need of "recovery".
Is it just me, or is this broad pretty twisted? But then again, she considers some guy sloshing his penis around in another dude's feces filled colon to be "normal".
Silly me.
I never even knew I was sick
According to "Rev." Laurie Hays Coffman, pastorette and head Poncho Lady-in-charge of her own little Faith Community & Express Lane To Hell, otherwise known as Calvary United Methodist Church of Durham, NC, is committed to full inclusion of all people, particularly gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transgender people, and to publicizing itself this way.
Fine, if she insists upon turbo-charging her trip to The Lower Rings, that's her call. But what I find amusing is her own description of the type of folks who commiserate with her and her posse of Fruits and Nuts.
"We are black and white, old and young, American and international, gay and straight, lesbian, transgender, bisexual, recovering Catholics and fundamentalists, unchurched, dechurched, rechurched, liturgical, sacramental and young families with children."
"Recovering"? (I just love those 'tolerant' liberals)
Ohhh... I get it. If I actually agree with what Sacred Scriptures states about sodomy, AND if I happen to disagree with Poncho Lady Coffman's twisting of same Sacred Scriptures, then I'm obviously sick and in desperate need of "recovery".
Is it just me, or is this broad pretty twisted? But then again, she considers some guy sloshing his penis around in another dude's feces filled colon to be "normal".
Silly me.
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
7:12 PM
2 Comments:
If being Catholic is wrong...I don't want to be right.
LMAO
"Recovering Catholic" isn't new - I heard it in the church I grew up in, some 20 years ago. What IS new is that the "tolerant" bigots who use it are now widely affecting the culture at large.
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