"Read my lips: No new Muslims."
How the GOP can still win big in November

Readers may recall that there was a time not all that long ago when newcomers to America had to take an oath that they were not and had not been associated with the Nazi party.

Couldn't we make everyone entering the country swear, in terms that no Muslim could pronounce--even disingenously--without eternally damning himself to Islamic Hell*, that they are not Mohammedans?

We'd have to be very careful in how we drafted the oath, of course, since the Koran actually encourages Muslims to lie whenever it aids the cause of jihad. So, it would probably have to involve something that the "I slam, you slam, we all slam for Islam" crowd would consider a serious sacrilege.

We could, perhaps, make them draw a cartoon of Mohammed with the caption "Mohammed was a demon-possessed pedophile."

I'm not sure how well it would work, but the above would make for one hell of a winning political slogan.


* Islamic Hell: The state of being one of six dozen sex slaves to a foul-smelling, ignorant and murderous Islamic "martyr" who blows himself to bits in hopes of having the opportunity to score with 72 virgins in "paradise."