Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Scientists Break Code In Animal Communication
So that's what my dog is saying!

Those wonderful folks over at National Geographic report that we may soon be able to actually understand what animals are saying... that's right... saying!

Now I'm sure all the good folks at U Conn and Marquette spent oodles and oodles of foldin' green to figure all this stuff out. And what a waste it was.

All they had to do was ask any of The Cavemen or any of our legion of Bloglodytes what animals are saying. We've know that stuff all along. Case in point;

"Arf, arf, arf!" - I have to take a leak.

"Arf, arf, arf!" - I have to take a dump.

"Arf, arf, arf!" - Don't look at me, the damn cat did it.

"Arf, arf, arf!" - Please don't let the vet cut my doo-dads off.

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